Reviews on products are one of the great innovations of the internet age. Sometimes they pull us in and encourage us to buy a product. Other times we steer clear based on the experiences of others. But sometimes, we find products, and especially their reviews that leave us laughing.
Here are some of the products and especially reviews that I think you’ll find amazing.
The Yodeling Pickle
This singing fermented cucumber is taking the world by storm. It’s quite literally the yodeling product you never knew you needed.
Caitlin writes: The pickle arrived silently and observed the surroundings of its new home, taking in the scenery and the chill of the winter. Upon opening the box it let out a triumphant yodel and stole my fiance away. Even though I am heartbroken I cannot take away a star for the loss of my love, as I still have the beautiful box the pickle came in so I guess that’s good. I sometimes hear the yodel in the distance.
The Nicolas Cage Pillow
It’s a bit creepy if you ask me, but according to Karadactyl26, this is one of the best items ever! This customer writes: I feel so protected knowing that Nicholas is in bed with me. This pillowcase is the first thing I see when I’ve awaken, and the last thing I see before I close my eyes for my deep slumber. The pure sexiness of this man’s picture on your pillow will inspire you. Are you having relationship issues, family fights, or a crippling mental illness? Nicholas can ease the pain…. (and it keeps on going.)
Portable Pizza Pouch
A pizza pouch. Where could this go wrong?
“This was a lifesaver during that time I was left for dead whilst hiking the Appalachian Trail. My ‘friends’ abandoned me when I was engrossed in the latrine building. I was near starvation when I recalled my lucky pizza pouch hanging invitingly from my neck. I was able to ration bites from my mushroom, pepper, and onion well done supplemental slice until help arrived. I wasn’t even hungry when they brought me back to civilization.” —via Amazon
Male Chastity Device. Yep. You read that right.
This device is a bit… medieval. But according to strict parents and possessive wives/girlfriends all around, it is effective. No word on the long term effects.
Lick your cat with Licki
Ever feel like your kitty needs a little extra love? Use the Licki tongue shaped brush and get extra close to your feline companion.
The last banana slicer you’ll ever need
It saved a marriage! It can save so much more. Perhaps it can even slice a banana?
See all the hilarious reviews here.
Just a simple pancake costume
Let’s be honest. Everybody wants to dress up like a pancake and douse themselves with maple syrup.
Wait… you don’t. Hmmm….
Poop like a champion with this amazing cereal
Every single one of us has needed a little help in this department, but until now, I’ve never seen branding quite as brazen as this cereal.
A weird squirrel puppet thingy
This squirrel is weird and a little creepy, but unfortunately it doesn’t come with an HDMI cable, nor does it assist in dishwashing in any way. Waste of time and money.
Herpes Test Kit (Gag mailing box)
Ever wanted to get revenge on the kid who teased you in 7th grade in front of your first crush so much that you looked them up on facebook, found their address on whitepages, and sent them a Herpes Test Kit to completely embarrass them?